Bakwaas Band Kar!!

I was with my friend Harry on way back to home after a stressful day at office.
We had nothing to do other than getting worried that its late , and we still have travel 30 kms to reach our destiny :)
Our creative minds started working and we came up with these funny lines :)

Episode 1:
Ye saare macchar mera khoon pee jaayenge,
Ye saare macchar mera khoon pee jaayenge,

Le jayenge le jayenge dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge!!

Episode 2:
Ab zaamana hai low waist jeans ka,
Ab zaamana hai low waist jeans ka,

Jeans to hein wanhi, par nada khisak gaya hein uska!!

Episiode 3:
swayamvar ho raha hein sabka,
swayamvar ho raha hein sabka,

koi nahi mila to aakhir mein Rahul mahajan ho jayega Rakhi sawant ka!!

Episode 4:
Fashion hai chote kapde pehne ka,
Fashion hai chote kapde pehne ka,

kya aapne chota reharge try karke dekha!!

If you managed to read till here, I am sure you would be dying to say "Bakwaas Band kar" :-D

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Here goes my dedication to my lovely parents on their wedding anniversary:

Sehen sheelta ki murti hein woh
Sahas aur Mehnat ke misaal hein woh
Bura na dekho,bura na suno,bura na bolo bataya humko
Badate hue kadam ko piche na hatana sikhaya humko
Hazaaro mushkilo ka saamna kar kaabil banaya hume
Aaj is avsar par Dil se salaam karte hein hum unhe!!!

Resignation Time!!

Ab chal rahe hein IT mein Resignation ka season

Har ek ko chaiye apne package mein revision

Kisiko chaiye oniste oppurtunity

To kisi aur ko apne boss ki kursi

Koi khush nahi management se

To koi aur jal raha hein dost ke package se

"putting papers" ban raha hein happening Statement

Ab har ek ko chaiye naya placement

Sabka dil maange more and more

Kyunki sab ho rahe hein apni job se bor ;-)

Tip Tip barsa paani.......

Tapti hui garmi se mili sabko raahat

Varsha ne sudhar di B'lore ki haalat

Garmiyon mein varsha hein yahan ki khaasiyat

Lagta hein Jaise laut aayi hein B'lore ki raunak!

I.P.L

IPL khel hein kam,
hein paiso ka game yeh zyada
Jahan khiladiyon ko kam,
log dekhte hein cheerleaders ko zyada ;-)