WC Fever!

Poori duniya padi hein ke cup ke peeche
Koi khel raha hein karke batting,
To koi malamaal ho raha karke betting
Har match bada raha hein tension
FB pe cric status hein ab Fashion
Kanhi Jeet mein ho rahi hein Celebration
To Kanhi Haar la raha hein frustration
Cup to le jayega ek kismat wala desh
Aur hum chayenge woh ho apna bharat desh

GO INDIA GO!!!!!!!!

Mein aur meri Bimaari :-D

kabhi dard udhar ,to kabhi idhar
kabhi Sardi kam, to kabhi zyada
Jahan mein jaati ,woh wahin aata
Meine kahan "nahi nahi abhi nahi"
Woh bola "Hum tum ek kamre mein bandh ho"
Mera mann darr ke gabraya
Iska ilaaj Doctor ne batlaya
Goli khate hi bimari ho gayi bhagam bhaag farar
Umeed karte hein ki dubara na aaye woh hamari aur

Being unwell & sick from sometime has really kept me off blogging ;'(

Mom's Multitasking!!

Alarm na bajne se Mom ki neend khuli late
Mano jaise critical ho gaya kitchen ka project
Kaam tha utna hi , waqt tha kam
Yahan koi resource add karna nahi tha mumkin
Roti , sabzi, doodh aur naashta in processing
Mano jaise ho rahi thi multitasking
Kanhi Deadline ho na jaaye slip
Aur office bus na ho jaye meri miss
Mom ne bada di processor ki speed dugani
Aur ho gayi waqt pe Tiffan ki delivery
Iske liye umeed nahi rakhti woh promotion ki
Ya phir woh nahi mang karti Hike dene ki!!

Hats off to All the Mom's :-)
This happened today morning at my home, so thot of comparing to what Mom's do v/s IT.

FB Mania!!

Facebook kar raha hein orkut ko cut
Har koi bana raha hein FB pe account
Bichade hue rishte jud jaate hein yahan
Baccho se lekar bhude mil rahe yahan
Status update karte hein yuhn pal pal
Mano jaise duniya baiti hein janane inka haal
FB pe online rahenge is tarah
Jaise mar jayenge FB ke bina
Bhale waqt na mile apno ka face dekhne ko
Par bhoolenge nahi FB pe comment marne ko
Filhaal to kar sakte hein Fotos or Comments ko Like
Door nahi jab log karne lagenge ek doosre ko FB pe Like ;-)

Hafta Hafta Time!!

Paisa paisa karte hein
Sab paise pe kyon marte hein
Mehnat se khoon pasina kiya ek sabne
Aur lo Govt agaya apna hafta lene
Sab lage hein apani rakam bachane
Koi laya anand , to koi saral jeevan mein
IDFC bonds ka naya fashion apanaya
Apne Bees Hazaar ko 80CCF mein lagaya
FD, NSC, PPF hein sabse tikau aur mast
To koi MF mein aazma raha hein kismat
Banks aur agents ho rahe hein malamaal
Tax bharne ke naam se bura ho raha haal
Kisika zyaada to kisika kam
Is IT ke Janjaal se bach nahi sakte hum

Human Keyboard!

Socho agar hota Human Keyboard
F1 dabate hi mil jata helpboard
Anchaye pal ko karsakte DELETE
Sunheri yaadein taaza karta F5
Jeevan mein jaate UP, DOWN, LEFT or RIGHT
Skip karna hota to kar dete ESC
CTRL kar pate apni yeh dastaan
Shift se hota jeevan aur bhi aasan
F4 madad karta apno ko milane mein
Pause kardete un pyaare lamho ko
Jab man kiya tab kardete jeevan ko Standby
Jab man chaha tab dabate ENTER to Continue

Bollywood ka Jhatka!

Nahi kiya kisine Action Replay ko play
Akshay aur Aish Zor ka jhatka de gaye
Dabaang laya Salmaan ke naye rang
Malaika badnaam hui Zandu ke Sang
Tees maar khan na hui malamaal
Kartina ki Jawani ne bhura kiya haal
Movie tiki nahi koi box office par
lekin Munni aur Sheila ka cha gaya fever